My mother suggested that I drink something else than water today. I asked if this was an invitation to ask for tea. But instead she said, with all seriousness, that tea was still water and that I should try to drink something different...like fruit juice.
It was quite insulting as though she was instructing me on how to be a kook. Well I am happy to report that I am a kook. For instance, I decided to play songs on shuffle and I had ONLY a cup and a half of tea. Oh yeah I'm out of control!
